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A  story from the Japanese Embassy in US : Prime Minister Mori was given some basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The  instructor told Mori " Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say 'how are you'.Then Mr. Clinton should say "I am fine, and you ?"  Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you." It looks quite simple, but  the truth is .... When Mori met Clinton, he mistakenly said "Who Are You ?". Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor :"Well, I am Hilary's husband, ha ha..." Then Mori replied confidently "Me too, ha  ha  ha.." Then there was a long silent moment in the meeting room.	Santasing aani Bantasing doghe changale mitra astata aani doghe akmekavar kurghodi kanyacha prayatna karat astat. Santasing talmjlyavr tr bantasing 8vya majlyavar rahat asto. akda doghanche bhandan hote aani bolne band hote. aka divashi bantasing santasingla mhanto [ phonvar ] "Aapan avadhe changale mitra hoto ase bhandane barobar nahi. Aapan aaple bhandan mitavun taku tu mazhya ghari jevayla ye. Aapan tithech bolat basu. Santasing tya pramane Bantasing chya gharakade jayla nighto lift javal jato tar kay lift band aahe. Shevti 8 majale chadhun to Bantasingh kade jato aani pahato tar tyachya gharala kulup, Aaplyala murkh banvalyache santasingh la lakshat yete. Mag to ak yukti karto bantasing chya daravar lihun thevto mai upar aayahi nahi tha. HA! HA! HA!
Akda Aka Shalevar Inspection hote. Inspecter aka 5vi chya vargavar jatat. Engraji cha tas suru asto. Inspector aka mulala ubha kartat Aani vichartat beta tuze nav kay? To mhanto maze nav Ramu aahe. Sir nantar falyavar "M" kadhatat aani vichartat he kay aahe? Ramu sangto he M aahe. M mhanje Mother. Mother mhanje mazi Aai. Nantar inspector falyavar"W" kadhtat aani dusarya mulala vichartat Bal he kay Aahe. To mulga khup vichar karto pan tyala uttar milat nahi. Shevti vichar karun to sangto " Ti Ramuchi Aaaich Aahe pan pay var karun basli aahe " Ak mitra dusarya mitrala Namaskar karto. Dusara Mitra tyala namaskar karat nahi tevha pahila mitra dusarya mitrala mhanto kare mi tula namaskar kela pan tu mala kela nahi Tevha dusara mitra pahilya mitrala mhanto " Mi Murkhanna Namaskar Karat Nasto". He aiktach pahila mitra dusarya mitrala mhanto " Mi matra Murkhannach Namaskar Karat Asto " HA! HA! HA!

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